Once a month a girls body go through what we call "cycles" AKA "Attack of the killer tomatoes", And during this feminine transformation, it is Important to follow these steps.
step 1> RUN LIKE HELL step 2> AVOID ANY AND ALL "TOUCHY SUBJECTS" step 3> SUCK IT UP! YOUR A MAN . . . right?
*FAILURE TO FOLLOW ANY STEPS CAN RESULT IN*
Death, loss of manhood, a black eye, hearing loss, loss of sleep, Objects may fly at your head during periodic times of day and night.